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Twitter Bios

A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.
I need to learn how to make funnier Twitter Bios
by JerryMouse July 11, 2017
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Twitter Jitter

The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters
Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..
by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017
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Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.
by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018
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twitter nigga

Someone who is on Twitter 24/7, tweeting reckless non-sense that would cause fights and confrontations in person.
Rod why are you always on Twitter? You tweet too much, you're such a Twitter nigga.
by Jonathan Velasquez June 8, 2016
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Twitter hoe

A girl who looks like a 10 in pictures but in real life is a 5 or less
I was direct messaging this girl on Twitter and she's super hot. Then we met up for a date and I figured out she was a Twitter hoe.
by Sir_BMyers September 7, 2016
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get twittered

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
by Noir February 9, 2018
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Twitter-camping

(v) The act of regularly sending tweets (via Twitter) while following a major broadcasted event with the intent of drumming up viral attention from other Twitter users following the same major event.
@twitteruser gained over 300 new followers from Twitter-camping the presidential debates. It seemed like other people were making the same comments/jokes, but he was just posting them first, so everyone was retweeting him.
by RicepirateMick June 27, 2013
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