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piccolo trumpet

1) A trumpet tuned an octave above the normal B flat trumpet's range. Has 1/2 the tubing of a normal trumpet and a fourth valve.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
Paul McCartney: Bollocks! Penny Lane has so much potential, but it needs something....
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!

Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
by arroganttrumpetplayer137 December 8, 2010
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Trumpstafarian

One of the blind followers who likes to refer to themselves as "Trump supporters," who no matter how idiotic and unqualified Mr. Donald Trump presents himself as a presidential candidate, will undyingly claim alligance to Trump referencing the thorough and absolute corrupt behavior of Hillary Rodham Clinton as why they will only vote for Donald. The problem? They actually have a point!
You see how Hillary breaks every rule in the book, and then acts like she did nothing wrong? It's enough to make even ME become a trumpstafarian!!!
by Buildingsea$ August 6, 2016
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trumpet players

you could describe a trumpet player as a little arrogant bitch with a massive fucking ego. I wouldn’t recommend down talking them or they will fuck you in the ass.
by tiny ty December 1, 2021
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Trumpster

A person that is a receptacle that gladly regurgitates the trash and bullshit expelled by Donald Trump.
Jim Bob is a Trumpster. The dumb ass actually blames all of America's problems on immigration and Obama instead of the Republican party and its inability to pass a job's bill.
by PFM01 September 19, 2016
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Trumpet

Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"

Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"
by $UP3RFL3TCH October 24, 2010
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the trumpet

This is a highly complex maneovour performed by 3 males from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Step 1. Male.A bends over
Step 2. Male B inserts a trumpet into Male.A's ass.
Step 3. Male C begins to play the trumpet in a erotic manner, while Male B watches along in envy.
Hey i heard Dan mitch and ben did the trumpet on the weekend!
by Crock March 24, 2005
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dirty trumpet

Intestinal gas that also expels feces, performed while receiving fellatio
She was going to town on my schlong, when suddenly it went from a blow job to a dirty trumpet...not only didn't she finish, but I had to clean the sheets!
by Zart July 26, 2006
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