Tender Nibblets

The condition characterized by hyper-sensitivity to the human male nipples.
Usually caused by overstimulation during chronic masterbation.
Treatment: petroleum jelly and adhesive bandages.
Prevention: limit access to masterbatory time by seeking employment and/or donate personal time to masterbating other people.

"I had to take my shirt off at Walmart because my tender nibblets started to bleed though my shirt. I'm glad I wasn't the only one!"

by Third Eye Brown April 19, 2015

Tendie Bandit

The Tendie bandit is a person who goes around and steals chicken nuggets whilst the owner of said nuggets are away or sleeping

John is such a Tendie Bandit I was saving those nuggets for later

by littlecookies January 4, 2017

tender lovings

Tender Lovings; when during love making it's gentle, sweet, and passionate.

I just want some tender lovings tonight baby.

by Cute.wittle.bun bun March 24, 2017

Tender Donnie

The nickname president Trump would give himself.

Oh look, Tender Donnie made another tweet!

by leep_73 June 26, 2018

Tender Parts

Fatty area in between your armpit and body, commonly seen on adolescent Jewish males

"Ow you hit my Tender Parts kitty"- Robby 2018

by Dont_Say_No-Homo June 29, 2018

Tendaishe

The most amazing person you will ever meet. If you are the boyfriend you are the luckiest nigga ever and don't ever let her go. Tendai has the most beautiful smile that can light up the whole world and she does it effortlessly. She is the type that makes your heart skip a bit and beat faster than normal. A Tendai is a lady that dress with style. She gives very intelligent advice and she is very helpful when you are not thinking straight. If a Tendai loves you she loves you with everything and if you treat her right and never lie to her you will be together till the end of time. Oh did i mention that she has an amazing super model type of body. Tendai is down to earth she is honest about what she likes and you cannot force her to do what she doesn't like. Tendai the most amazing woman i have ever know .

Tendaishe is so amazing. What a lady

by professoralkene July 14, 2019

tendencronology

the study of tendencry

yeah, i study tendencronology

by ahsilatendencrynization March 6, 2023