tearney

a person who is so smart and sooo funny. no is like her and this is a uncomon name but when used it stands for a fucking sexy beast!!!!! also means coolest person on earth and a gooooooddd soul mate

tearney is a sexyy woman that you find in a deep sea like a mermaid.

by henry the 4th November 24, 2011

real tears

An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".

I got a D on my paper. Real tears.

by the KGMs March 12, 2009

tears in heaven

Most beutiful song ever

would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven, will you be the same, if I saw you in heaven.

by tears in heaven, I want to kiss you February 6, 2005

Tear Bombs

Pre - Cursors to Menstrual Meltdowns

ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.

Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.

"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."

Hear are two levels of tear bombs......there are more.

Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"

Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."

by Real World January 11, 2009

tearing

Doing something very fast or well.

Oi guys fuckin hell Johnson is TEARING!

by Noahthelad December 30, 2016

No Tears

Don't cry. Don't be a bitch. They are making fun of you on the Internet. It's the INTERNET bitch. No RL (Real Life).
Often used under the pretense of being gay.

No Tears, dude. Man up.

by ZoobOrange May 15, 2010

Teardrop

When you screw your girlfriend so hard that she actually squirts so much she wets through the top bunk to you bunk buddy below. When he looks up he gets her juices in his eyes and then jumps out of bed and screams.

Mikey jumped out of his bunk with teardrops in his eyes, after I screwed Holly.

by jimmyonjuice April 11, 2010