Torturement
"That's not fair, that's torturement," said my 8 year old when I threatened taking away his switch for the day.
Torturement by Maynyak July 7, 2018
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Tortured Soul
A brooding being who seeks a meaning to his empty existence. These guys are rare (practically non-existent anywhere with a ‘lad’ culture) & require a keen eye to detect the torment that binds them and an empathic individual to bring them out of their shell. Two types of tortured souls: ‘The destructive’ these come in the form of misunderstood addicts with a low anger tolerance. They become violent quickly and flare into strange moods due to their over passionate nature. Even with their exertions these guys still retain the capability to shag you senseless; ‘The virtuosos’ these are the undiscovered geniuses of the tortured soul variety. It can be a blessing, or more predominantly a curse. Found perusing over a book of sonnets or dishing out a new Mona Lisa all in one day. They are meticulous beings that keep to themselves and rarely communicate other than stating their next order at the local coffee shop. Nevertheless, they are hot-blooded individuals whose fiery character leads them to fall either desperately and irrevocably into enlightenment or darkness. They too can shag you into oblivion.These two types can often collide and overlap giving you the ‘Twofold-Tortured Soul’. A unique combination, characterised by their emotional state of permanent angst – if found, they need to find their eternal soul-mate Cosmo immediately. Otherwise they will lapse into a violent state of Karmic Destruction – the need to destroy their body and soul together to end their agony.
Tortured Soul by SobaQuentinaZerat January 24, 2013
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Torturefest
Going with your children to Chucky Cheese is a torturefest
School is a torturefest
Parents are a torturefest
Visiting your in-laws is a torturefest
Proctology exams are a torturefest
Going to your childes dance or piano recital is a torturefest
School is a torturefest
Parents are a torturefest
Visiting your in-laws is a torturefest
Proctology exams are a torturefest
Going to your childes dance or piano recital is a torturefest
Torturefest by exile_exile December 7, 2009
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Bulgarian armpit tourture
When a man of African Decent that is bald and has glasses wearing a blue plaid shirt is inside of a McDonalds and says "should I dip my burger like this, like this, should I dip my burger like this" and proceeds to eat it after covering the entire thing in ketchup.
"fellows in Paris got me Bulgarian armpit tourture"
"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."
"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."
Bulgarian armpit tourture by BlockBusterVEVO January 30, 2021