Tampon

A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.

Girl: mom why is my piss red?
mom: honey ill get the tampons
Girl: I CANT PUT IT IN!

by Estaban Rodreguez December 3, 2007

tampon

a carboard dildo that women shove up there vagina to stop them bleeding

ahh ahh harder fuck thats hard to pull out but the sensations nice :P nicee tampon :P

by sheeney123 January 16, 2011

mouse tampon

term for filter tips to be used with hand rolling tobacco

usually used by male smokers who don't roll with filters to mock those that do

yo, man can i have one of your filters, i wana smoke

i don't use those mouse tampons, im a MAN

by gem87 December 9, 2007

tampon

Tampon, Something every girl has... therefor my defenition, Tampon something every Chick has.

Honda Civics are tampons... every chick has em.

by Fred July 23, 2004

tampon music

A kind of music that may be used as background track, without having it stain whatever it is complementing.

the mellow songs you'd hear in some sort of an office (i.e. doctor's office) would be considered tampon music

by Anyutka September 7, 2007

Tampon

The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as bitch.

I call not Tampon, or;
I'll sit anywhere but tampon.

by Jeff494 October 5, 2005

Ass Tampon

A douche bag that can't get over himself. Usually very unobservant and can't stop hanging out with someone well below their age. Very easy to lie to, and very self centered.

Person #1: Fuck that guy is an Ass Tampon!

Person #2: I know, I just want to knock his lights out!

by Double You EyE Ell Ell March 8, 2010