never put a sock in a toaster

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet

Must never put a sock in a toaster.

by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016

Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.

Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.

"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?

by Ready? AnnddHEBABABABkillme July 3, 2018

Go commit toaster bath

What you say to someone when you want them to commit suicide by putting a plugged in toaster in their bath while they're in it.

EpicsPotato123:Go commit toaster bath or I'll unfriend you and block you
Jupiter _Kittys: Ha no u
EpicsPotato123:fuc-

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

The Toaster

This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!

"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"

by Spidey Webb December 15, 2011

DJ Toaster

The term used for screwing up a chat room

He is going to DJ Toaster this server up

by Zachandtwo September 24, 2016