Counter-Strike

See Counter-Strike Source for my whole razing of CS. Just download Americas Army, its much more realistic, and its just as addictive. I play CS once and that was it, it freakin sucked. So play AA or get outside and get some fresh air ppl

Stop playing video games and get a life people!

by Bertish July 1, 2005

Pre-emptive Strike

A euphemised term of an "infamous" surprise attack like the one at Pearl Harbor is called when the winners are the ones who did the surprise attack and write the history books.

The U.S. did a surprise missile strike at the beginning of the Iraq War known as a "decapitation attack". Shouldn't this be a day that will live in infamy as well?

by R. Kemp April 23, 2005

counter-strike: source

To date, Counter-Strike: Source has proven to be the best place for 12 year olds to prove they are better than you at life and that they screw your mom and that you're a complete flaming homosexual failure because his character shot you in the head and he screamed 'PWNT'. 'CSS' gives hopeless people hope in the fact that you can be good at nothing, not put any effort into real life development, not have a job, not be the least bit intelligent, not have any sort of education or training or skills for a job, not have a job, still live with your parents at 35, be a retarded stoner, not have a job, and still appear superior to everyone else because he has 9000 kills, 0 deaths and 1 latency. conversely, i love counter-strike source.

Guy 1: HAHAHA BOOM HEADSHOT!! I GET SO MANY HEADSHOTS IN COUNTER-STRIKE: SOURCE, HOLY S**T!

Life: You're still a failure.

by lingojac February 22, 2009

strike at the fudge factory

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.

Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"

by keith-tastic May 22, 2008

preemptive gay strike

The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.

Dale: Nice hat, John.

John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.

Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.

John: Hmph.

by jwgrooves August 17, 2010

Call in an air strike

Voice command used in "Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory" to request Field Ops rain death and destruction from above on enemy.

"Incoming!! Call in an airstrike!"

by Akitschianado August 5, 2005

Counter-Strike sickness

Where one plays Counter-Strike or Counter-Strike: Source for long periods of time in a Zombie-like state. You may not be seen for a long while as you will spend every moment, that is not spent doing otherwise, playing CS or CS:S. The remedies for the "sickness" are:

1.) Un-install it and do something else.
2.) Find something that over-powers the urge to play CS.
3.) Go outside and have some fun.

There may indeed be other remedies, but these are the best. Now stop playing CS and go outside!

Counter-Strike zombie: in my 3 weeks offline i pwned hundreds of n00bs with my l33t deagle skills!

Internet forumer: That guy has the Counter-Strike sickness.

Random funny comment guy: Hey, come on, get up, get down with the sickness! :D XD :p

Counter-Strike zombie: n00bs! im going to go play cs, i dont have tiem for dis!

by Kee715 May 31, 2009