four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

ridicu-tired

When you're so ridiculously tired, you can't even bring yourself to prepare for sleep.

I want to shower before bed, but I'm ridicu-tired.

by squishy_bananas June 17, 2009

flat tire

the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum. Then pump your member and slowly release a testical of your choosing out into the loose skin giving the appearance of a tire being pumped up with air.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.

My balls are loose, and it's time to pump my flat tire!

by taylor j. February 23, 2008

Mud Tires

A condom specifically saved or used for anal sex.

A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.

by BDouts December 16, 2008

Tired

Another word for boring and bland to describe a place, or a person.

Im sorry we went to this club, theres no one here and the music is garbage, this place is just tired.

by DWG99 December 8, 2007

Tiare

A girl with exceptionally dark skin, usually found in the Hawaiian Islands. A Tiare is normally skinnier than a toothpick. Her dark skin can be attributed to her Puerto Rican and Filipino backgrounds.

Did you see that girl? She looks just like a Tiare!

by Jennifer Simpleton July 4, 2009

Tire Biter

A tirebiter is a girl who hangs around car meets, car clubs, or car places in general because she likes to fuck around with boys with nice/fast/show cars. Normally they bounce from car to car, either screwing people in the same club or in the same circle of friends. We call them tire biters as opposed to Pillow Biters because they end up biting tires, not pillows.

Greg: Have you seen that girl Monique?
Jerry: Yeah, she's been fucking everyone in our car club.
Greg: I know, she's such a tire biter.
Jerry: ...But she gives good head
Greg: Dude WTF?

by Mr_Mischif April 13, 2007