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Junky Tim

A sexual act where a man with a semi-erect penis tries to awkwardly shove it in and out of a woman's vagina.
"I hooked up last night but since i was drunk all I could give her was a junky tim."
by robsmack August 10, 2017
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pysco tim

Someone who will take your shit and then call the cops
Hey you need some help ? Bring your shit to pysco tim
by seasons May 4, 2017
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tim junoir

a sexual midget who loves to get down and dirty with anybody man or woman. if your drug dealer well then you already met a T.J. also for the future never take away his sex toys or you'll be hunted and raped then killed.
guy:OMG it's a tim junoir
girl:no way i'll pay 50$ for a hooker like that
by haileyrawlings5@gmail.com June 25, 2017
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Tiny Tim

A fellow roblox GaMeR .

Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .

Shags the gae-est of sheeps
Tiny Tim the man of my wildest dreams ;)
by JUBBA DA HUTT December 3, 2018
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Tiny Tim

A fellow roblox GaMeR .

Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .

Shags the gae-est of sheeps
Tiny Tim the man of my wildest dreams ;)
by JUBBA DA HUTT December 3, 2018
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Tim Brody

The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.
Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?

Chuck: Never heard of him
by Wumbologist. February 7, 2020
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Tim

Tim is a very kind and chill guy. He is always making jokes, but if he needs to he can be serious. Tim is always blonde with irresistible blue eyes. He’s sometimes doing some shit but he does not mean it like that. He has one special friend who he can’t live without him. Mostly it’s a Jason. Tim gets sooner or later everything he wants. Tim is that kind of person, either you love him or you hate him. He’s a real kind of businessman. Sometimes his taste is kind a awkward, for example he likes smoking cigars or drinking a whiskey. That doesn’t mean he’s old fashioned, quite the reverse! He is a really sneaker head. Tim doesn’t like relationships, he’s the kind a guy to love, but he isn’t into relationships. There’s one thing you should never do to a Tim, and that is lying to him. If you’re a friend of Tim, and you get in trouble with somebody he’ll do everything to protect you even if he knows he has no chance. That’s also why you should start trouble with a guy like Tim or his friends. Usually he has a gun with him and is willing to use it. Tim is a real Juul addict. But if you have Tim as a lover, you’ll never get something even as good as him ever again. The best thing you could do is to be friends with Tim, he’s the most loyal friend you’ve ever had even if it sometimes doesn’t seem like that.
Jason: I’ll never get a friend like him again.
Max: Yeah he’s a true friend!

Kim: Tim is the best lover I’ve ever had!
Katja: What! You too?
by User 115678 March 4, 2020
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