three wise men

A Bar drink consisting of Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, and Jim Bean.

It is a mix of three strong, gross drinks together.

I was drunk last night and decided to ask for a three wise men. I almost puked- it was disgusting

by Fully19 June 11, 2006

Three Pump Chump

A man who has absolutely no sexual skills, stamina, or timing. He has erectile dysfunction, or he's just incompetent. He's in and out without the girl even knowing it.

I'm sorry, this relationship is just not gonna work, cause u a three pump chump!

by hawaiitalanet March 12, 2006

three amigos

When a girl sits between two guys and gives both guys a handjob at the same time, thus making them all close friends (amigos).

My buddy and I met this hot chick at a Frazier's last night and we all went back to her place and she gave us a three amigos.

by HNIC September 8, 2006

threeman

A word for somebody who is fat. Eg. Triple Man.

Somebody who weighs 310 pounds would be a threeman.

by drcrazy4 May 20, 2008

three

slightly higher than I can count.

One... um... er... ah, er........ you know, why don't we just stop there?

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

by succulentboi August 17, 2004