Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey)

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.

Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.

by JFinney08 May 26, 2010

thomas

a guy that doesnt give hugs but secretly wants to!

that guy is such a thomas, he so wants to give her a hug.

by blahhhhh3333444555 June 15, 2010

thomas vest

The most motivated battle hardened Marine legal assistance has ever seen. His motivation and dedication to the corps is only superceeded by his love of pounding vajayjay. The future SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.

At night Chuck Norris checks under his bed for PFC Thomas Vest.

by Lance Colonel of the LCpl Udgr October 22, 2008

Matt Thomas

Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.

Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away

by Lochie Ones September 2, 2013

Dirty Thomas

When you spank a non-binary person's ass with a hand full of shit while calling them a bitch.

man my hand still smell like shit from that dirty thomas i pulled yesterday

by alexissssss.. December 8, 2021

Thompson

a man with incredible iq and intelligence that it makes albert einstien look like a 4 year old,also is an extreme beast and if you added all the weight in the universe times that by 48 you would get his light bench press!!!!!!

Person 1: my god did you see that thompson over there he like just created a hoverboard out of air like wow!!!
person 2: yup he sure is a beast

by lolsszorz October 18, 2008

Mick Thomson

A massive guy who is the lead Guitarist in the band Slipknot (he's also known as #7).
He uses a B.C Rich Warlock and is under rated because of the band he plays in.

Mick can shred with the best of them!

by Wounded December 25, 2004