chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.

The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."

by rosso the crimson September 22, 2008

Chub-Zone

1. A nickname for fatties.
2. A fictional family-fun center for double wides.

1:
A- "Eyyyy, Chub-Zone! How you doin'?"
B- "Don't call me that! I'm not that fat!"
A- "STFU fatty."

2:
A- "Dude did you see that hotty at the Chub-Zone™ last night?"
B- "Uh, I don't go to Chub-Zone™s man..."
A- "Oh..uhh..."

by Nicholas F October 30, 2007

chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008

Bath chub

When you are in the bathtub either bathing or showering when suddenly you spring a surprise chub shocking your mind and body in the weirdest but oddly pleasing way

I was just scrubbing my neck when I got a bath chub!

by Thetoolcockito February 12, 2014

chub-conscious

(Adjective)
1.To not be mentally and or physically prepared for your penis to be displayed.
2.To have a half-chub and your penis be exposed without your readiness.

1. My girlfriend and I were making out and she was ready for my dick but i was chub-conscious that i wasn't ready just yet.
2. She pulled down my pantaloons and i became very chub-conscious about the entire situation.

by snyp3r1 March 10, 2014

Chub

When you become a little erect but its just enough for people to notice.

So i was working out today and Jessica bent over right in front of me. I looked down to see myself chub and though, shit.

by bzw605 October 22, 2014

Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up

Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub

by Jami e June 26, 2016