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scare the living shit out of 

My brother likes to scare the living shit out of me by hiding behind doors and jumping out when I least expect it.

Picking the fly shit out of the pepper 

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.
"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.

Shit the couch 

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
Shit the couch by pinohkio December 18, 2011

shit the rag 

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
shit the rag by Timmy-K August 28, 2011

The Oh Shit! Handle 

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.
Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

the living shit

That which is kicked from the offending party.
BillyLeShawn! If you lose my tools, I will kick the the living shit out of you!
the living shit by Lukin October 27, 2017