Blow Jon

Similar to a blow job but the receiver if the act laughs loudly while it is being conducted.

Yo man, this woman went down on me and I started laughing so hard. It was a crazy blow jon

by Dozey85 November 26, 2021

Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019

Jon Cozart

A man who can make thousands of people scream “ I GOT STDs”

Hey there’s a bunch of people screaming I got STDs, Jon Cozart must be there

by Enymth November 24, 2019

bia & jon

a confusing relationship thats almost like dating where they both love eachother but live too far away to make anything happen <3333

friend: omg we r jus like bia & jon
friend 2: omg how?
friend: we r a couple that doesn’t date 😍😍

by bi0nca April 21, 2019

Jon Sousa

Someone you would go gay for

i'd go gay for Jon Sousa

by c young young January 21, 2010

jon roton

mcnoalds ceo

wow that guy is jon roton,.,./

by not jon roton March 24, 2021

jon erickson

A young brown boy with a lot of heart, and a lot of douche. What he lacks in the penis department he makes up for in douche powers.

Ah! Jon Erickson just douche-shit all over my birthday party!

by jerone johnson September 26, 2011