Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

Grease Gorilla

A very greasy gorilla who is low on brain cells and high on acne. They are very big and dum. They like to steal food and play hockey. They have a quick temper and pysical strength. They are a very rare species and usally hang around greasy grove.

That kid is such a grease gorilla.

by XXXCelstia December 5, 2018

Cork grease

Definitely edible and smells like mint.

Person A: Mmm, this "chapstick" tastes weird, Person B.

Emily: First of all, that's cork grease. Second of all, say your goodbyes.

by kwusty December 6, 2018

Grease beard

A build-up of facial oil or grease just below where you would find a chinstrap style beard.

Damn, my chin's itchy today. I forgot to clean my grease beard this morning.

by Gibbiwntb February 15, 2019

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

Grease's Pieces

When something is so incredibly greasy you have to wip out the pieces

*drinks bong water*

"OH MY THAT'S GREASE'S PIECES"

by ON JUB August 23, 2019

Blunt grease

The grease at the end of a badly rolled blunt that gets on your lip.

#BluntGrease @BluntGrease

Johnzel rolled a blunt so trash he had “blunt grease” all over his lip.

by Drewy April 23, 2018