gash grease

The quite welcoming viscous, yet milky-colored and slightly-frothed discharge of a horny girl with a yeast infection

I knew it was on for tonight ~ 10 minutes into dinner and I could smell the gash grease burning from across the table.

by wyldesites July 15, 2014

grease Tendrils

Long hair of a person that hasn't washed it in a while and thus is sticking together in strands.

Today Asmongold is again showing of his grease tendrils during the stream.

by Bastispark July 17, 2022

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Wall Grease

The sticky brown spots on home walls that defy any logical explanation for it's existence. Called "grease" because of it's similar quality to congealed grease around the home stove. Can also be called "wall sap" or "wall sweat" because of how it appears to have oozed from the wall itself.

"Man, I found some wall grease again in my bedroom! Where the fuck is it comin' from?"

by HoneyMac September 19, 2016

rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.

"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."

by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017

Grease Boi

Kids who don't shower often, and have oily foreheads and greasy hair.

1:Damn that kid stinks. And his hair, it's so greasy!
2: Thats because hes Grease Boi

by PoopPant March 13, 2018

greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016