Receding Testicle

Despite its name, the Receding Testicle refers to an area that is found in both males and females. In males, it is located where the testicular sac terminates inferior to the anus. In females, it is located where the vagina terminates inferior to the anus.

After 3 years of trucking, Mike's Receding Testicle developed a boil.

by Pillar Nasty September 9, 2016

afro testicle

Noun. You have to be an African Testicular Genital Region. To be an Afro testicle you must be a congroid and live in the sub Saharan deserts of the USA.

I once had an Afro testicle, but then it fell off in the swamps of dagoba.

by Afro Testicle January 4, 2017

retractile testicle

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.

David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!

by Guynurse January 10, 2018

Broken Testicle Synchronisation

The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend

Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*

Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization

Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.

by Kosmicheskij January 20, 2018

grinches testicle cheese

weed

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057

by zassanzz February 13, 2018

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018

Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.

Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.

by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021