An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".
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Pre - Cursors to Menstrual Meltdowns
ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.
Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.
"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."
ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.
Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.
"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."
Hear are two levels of tear bombs......there are more.
Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"
Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."
Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"
Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."
by Real World January 11, 2009
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Often used under the pretense of being gay.
Often used under the pretense of being gay.
by ZoobOrange May 15, 2010
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"Nick is such a puss! He only lasted 10 second in Tear Gas Chicken!"
"Yea dude, I heard he had a panic attack and had to leave!"
"Yea dude, I heard he had a panic attack and had to leave!"
by DevSteve August 22, 2012
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