Tebowist

A follower of the religion of Tebowism. These people are not only idiots, but damned for eternity for following a false prophet. These followers are mortal enemies of Stephen A. Smith.

Facebook status regarding Religion: Tebowist

Skip Bayless is a Tebowist.

by KyleOrton January 2, 2012

Teboner

A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..

"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?

Not to be confused with Tea-bagger

by assclown34 January 11, 2012

Tebowed Out

Sick and Tired of the Tim Tebow worshipping..

Yeah..Tebow is a great guy and does wonderful things for charity etc....but all this hero worship of him makes me just plain TEBOWED OUT!

by Maggie55 January 15, 2012

Tebow Overdose

Too Much Tebow Talk. Either people talking good or bad about Tebow to the point that they overdose from it.

Person One: In church when we go down on one knee to pray,
we call that Genuflecting.
Person Two: No you are wrong, that is called Tebowing.
Person One: Maybe you should go to the Hospital for your Tebow Overdose.

by Poop Stain Barney February 4, 2012

Tebowed

When raping a homeless girl standing up, upon the moment of ejaculation, drive your elbow into her lower back, forcing you into a "Tebow" position as she falls to her knees.

I just Tebowed your mom behind that dumpster. You're welcome son.

OMG Becky, I was just Tebowed behind the Barnes and Nobel... and I can't find my teeth!

by DJ Tebow9000 August 21, 2013

Teflon tape

Plumber's tape. Used for water-proofing threads.

"Bob, after you pull up my pants, hand me that Teflon tape"

by idk_no_dave May 10, 2016

Teboxinascious

Teboxinascious means to have a harsh or toxic personality

Jake was very teboxinascious

by [HT]_Everlast June 12, 2016