thickin

A fat, or "thick" person, most often in refrence to potential sexual attraction. Generally the derogitory label attributed to a person, or type of person, towards which someone is typically aroused by. Thickins are usually, but not exclusively, female.

Alternately spelled "thickun," espc. south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Holy crap she's a thickin.

Hold on, are you talking about the girl that sits next to you in computer class? You think she's hot? Jon...please tell me you're not into the thickins.

by xxcutyourhairxx May 15, 2006

thick-headedness

The quality of being slow and stupid (sluggish and obtuse of mind) at the same time.

It was still, in what can only be described as, one of the best examples of thick-headedness.

by Tighe Jaffe April 27, 2008

thick fuck

tongue in cheek insult to someobody of a lesser wit

what d'ya do that for, ya thick fuck?

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

Thick Fart

Loud but sweet, the act of breaking wind in a noisy manner while producing a not unpleasant aroma, the product of breaking wind in said manner, a style of breaking wind popularised by girls named Leah.

Leah has just done a thick fart - I believe she is credited with their invention.

by Vishnu Nasrudin November 30, 2003

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 2, 2005

thick

1. Stupid person
2. To become angry

Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.

by bart September 23, 2004

thick-cut

Being possessed of mature female physical traits such as boobs and hips.

Dow, check it out! Your kid sister's thick-cut!

by Steven N September 30, 2007