cringe tattoo

A tattoo that sucks.

"Baby on me" and "My friendship is not behind vodka" is a cringe tattoo.

by goddamn3000 March 14, 2023

Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.

Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.

by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023

tattoo credit

A form of payment in lieu of U.S. currency used by Bigg Tone.

Need a licensed plumber for the shop. Will trade tattoo credit for services. Tag yo people!!!

by Deaner69 December 23, 2023

tattoo credit

Paying for goods and services with promise of future tattoos in lieu of currency.

Yo, I need a certified plumber at the shop. Offering tattoo credit for trade.

by Deaner69 December 23, 2023

Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo

A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.

Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.

by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023

meta tattoo

a tattoo that is self-referential, introspective and is a comment on the very nature of a tattoo itself, in a way also becoming existentialist. inspired by a meta joke.

a tattoo that says "skin deep" could be a meta tattoo because the tattoo references itself by being literally skin deep. while to somebody else, it could be a reminder to have a thick skin and not take things to heart.

by Mr_MortalGod January 3, 2024

Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024