tattoopo

A misspelled tattoo - resulting from going to an under-educated or amateur tattoo artist, likely while impaired and unable to supervise the quality of their work.

"Did you hear what happened to Jennifer last week?"

"No, what?"

"She got drunk with some friends and went to some second rate tattoo studio, woke up with a tattoopo!"

"Seriously?!"

"Yeah, that stupid ho is going to spend the rest of her life with "My Mom Is My Angle" on her back."

tattoopo by zoobie555 May 1, 2013

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tattoonomics

The inverse relationship between the number and visibility of tattoos and earnings potential.

The tattoonomics of my full sleeve Pokemon tattoo may have been the reason I didn't get that job last week. I guess I'll stay at the car wash until something better comes along.

tattoonomics by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

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tattoopo • tattoonomics • tattoops • tattoophobic

tattoops

When your tattoo artist screws up your tattoo.

"I asked for a 13 but I got a 31. My artist made a tattoops"

tattoops by technicolorwordvomit September 29, 2009

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tattoophobic

when someone is prejudice against someone based on the fact that they have tattoos

CEO: oh we can’t hire you. your tattoos are against the guidelines.

Tattooed Person: you’re being very tattoophobic right now.

tattoophobic by shooshie June 13, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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