tattoopo

A misspelled tattoo - resulting from going to an under-educated or amateur tattoo artist, likely while impaired and unable to supervise the quality of their work.

"Did you hear what happened to Jennifer last week?"

"No, what?"

"She got drunk with some friends and went to some second rate tattoo studio, woke up with a tattoopo!"

"Seriously?!"

"Yeah, that stupid ho is going to spend the rest of her life with "My Mom Is My Angle" on her back."

by zoobie555 May 1, 2013

tattoonomics

The inverse relationship between the number and visibility of tattoos and earnings potential.

The tattoonomics of my full sleeve Pokemon tattoo may have been the reason I didn't get that job last week. I guess I'll stay at the car wash until something better comes along.

by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

tattoops

When your tattoo artist screws up your tattoo.

"I asked for a 13 but I got a 31. My artist made a tattoops"

by technicolorwordvomit September 29, 2009

tattoophobic

when someone is prejudice against someone based on the fact that they have tattoos

CEO: oh we can’t hire you. your tattoos are against the guidelines.

Tattooed Person: you’re being very tattoophobic right now.

by shooshie June 13, 2021