Truth Laundering

Truth Laundering. Just like Money Laundering but with the truth. When the search to find the truth requires following so many different leads and sources that the real truth will never actually be found.

There are so many sources of misinformation on the way to really find the truth, this is pure Truth Laundering!
-Describing the Trump Administration

by HoleWrecker July 28, 2017

Truth

To deem a statement as truth, one must summon a wise ginger. As gingers are endangered and just wild. They have seen the worst of the world, so can therefore only state truth.

A wise ginger told me that Fortnite is dead, this is the truth

by NooberPK November 8, 2018

Trout Head

When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.

I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.

I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Truthest

A statement that is truer than any other statement

That was the truthest thing I’ve ever heard

by TheRealDaveRamsey.com March 7, 2019

truthcicle

(n.) A small fact that a person has to accept about themselves, delivered in as cold a fashion as imaginable.

I had to feed my girl a truthcicle; now that she gave that new guy the keys to her place, expect him to be living on her couch and eating her food, and not paying rent or for groceries.

by SocDoc420 September 11, 2019

Trout Lake Special

When you pop some Psilocybin, and bang your cousin.

Bro, did you hear she pulled a Trout Lake Special at the reunion last week?

by Wickedwarlockoftheeast6969 December 2, 2020

troutcup

A troutcup is a gaming mystique, he games with passion and precision. It is often said that a troutcup is on the same mythological ground as the likes of Medusa and Icarus

WOAH! Did you talk Andy, he saw a troutcup in game yesterday he hasn't stopped having dreams about it!

by Eufff Dizzly December 22, 2021