Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.

by thekre July 18, 2011

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

by monkeynuts94 April 01, 2015

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 05, 2018

Leg fap

When a girl has a leg gap and a FUPA

"Have you seen that chick Sally? She has a leg fap."

by malcolmsex69 December 09, 2014

Extended Leg

When your ass is so flat its like an extension of your leg.

Your mom has an extended leg, lucky you were born with an ass.

by Tabbie305 April 23, 2009

Bare Legs

Something certain dads say about friend's legs

Look out, Percy loves Bare legs. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGS

by labradoodle_9/11 April 02, 2023