Eye-Ties

Short for Italians pronounced Eye-Talians.

Those greasy, smelly, Eye-ties, are still whining about the second round spanking South Korea gave them at the 2002 World Cup.

by Soju Gorae January 20, 2005

Roll Tide

A person who commits incest, usually in the south (mostly in Alabama)

Alex: Roll tide your mom for me.
Byron: yes daddy

by Roll tide boi June 7, 2018

times

The Los Angeles Times. Also known as an extreme leftist publication that will do ANYTHING to keep the Republicans (see "people that use logic") out of California.

Also decided to become a propoganda publication by delivering papers to people's houses who DID NOT have subscriptions on the day they ran the article on Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual harassment "allegations".

The Los Angeles Times is comprised of a bunch of hippies who need to start thinking about Right vs. Wrong, not to consult how they "feel" about something.

by jbltk October 11, 2003

times

A stupid newspaper in NY.

"Ben likes to read the times daily"

by Kim October 16, 2003

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

Tidus

The playable character in Final Fantasy X. From the dream world of Zanarkand. Star player of the Zanarkand Abes, wears the Abes uniform and silver chain bearing the Abes symbol. Messy blonde hair and blue eyes. Falls in love with Yuna, the young summoner.

Tidus: If we ever get seperated just whistle. I'll come running, I promise.

by Rollercoaster217 July 28, 2005

Tiresome

A sexual encounter involving tires. Similar to a threesome, but with tires.

Justin is chaffed and covered in friction burns from an erotic tiresome last evening.

by Phil Korn November 7, 2010