Throat Cunt

Vulgar term to describe a female cum catcher (though can be applied to males as well) that loves and even takes pride in her ability to deepthroat, gag, give head and otherwise have her throat fucked. Usually accompanied with dirty talk and messy, sloppy oral sex.

I live it when you throat fuck me daddy! Can't wait to feel your man cream spray while you slam you cock in and out my throat cunt!

by Daddy_Eros August 29, 2010

bong throat

not necessarily cottonmouth: bong throat is when you take a monster (or just a bad) hit off a bong, and your throat gets so cashed, the hit feels like it clawed your throat the whole way down. it takes a fuckload of hack your lungs out, and gallons of water to flush bong throat out. not fun.

"oh man, i got the WORST bong throat after that massive rip i took! i thought i was gonna die!"

by dasvogel January 11, 2009

throat pudding

A man's cum that a woman swallows

Charlie's wife was giving him head because she couldn't live without the throat pudding.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

throat buger

yellowish white mass of hard snot like material that mysteriously comes from the back of your throat, smells like donkey breath.

James coughed up the biggest throat buger i ever saw. He couged it on his monitor and you could smell it from across the room.

by Bryan Gurney January 8, 2008

throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

by REL74 February 26, 2010

throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.

Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.

by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014

Throat Goat

A professional meat slopper

Example 1: Dude Billie is the fuckin throat goat, i'm gettin the pussy next time, fuck it.

Example 2: Yo, Tommy Sucked off both me and Xavi this morning. He's a fuckin throat goat bro

by junglefever74 September 14, 2023