Theresa-ing

The act of using writing utencils improperly, or all around goofing off in science class.

When Tess took my highlighter and started drawing randomly, she was theresa-ing.

by theresawastheresaing February 27, 2011

flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.

- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".

by YellowLemon October 18, 2009

Oh Shoot! Yo Theres Vigilante

The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.

Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!

Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.

Guy 1: The Vigilante

by Theresdavigilante December 16, 2013

Massage Therapist

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.

"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."

by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009

pillow therapy

The application of a pillow over the face of a particularly needy or annoying patient with enough force to occlude the airway, resulting in the patient's demise. See also: negative patient care outcome,bit the shit, and knock their dick in the dirt.

If that patient in room 3604 presses his call light one more time, nurse Heidi is going to ask her tech Kevin to apply pillow therapy.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

The Truth Is Out There

As stated above, it is out there, and not here. Did you really expect to find the "truth" on Urban Dictionary? Scram already.

As I stare into the stars late at night, I can say with the utmost certainty that someone or something is staring back. The truth is out there my friends, and it will no longer elude you and I.

by TZG_Eleven June 28, 2011

Theron

This name has been around for many years
Meaning: the almighty, the ruler, the women snatcher, the big dicked man who WILL beat you down for talkin dat dumn shit. BEAST.
all these terms were used for this name.

Guy:Hey Theron!!
Theron: Get Slapped
Guy: oh ur bein silly arntcha??
Theron: The Fuck You Say Nigga!?!?!?!
Guy: Wha?!?!?!
Theron: CLACK CLACK CLACK!!
Guy: awwwwwwwww u shot me!! u little BIT-
Theron: (pisses in mouth). hahaha YEA!! who da bitch now??!??!?!?

by Tha Beast On 3rd ST January 23, 2009