Sex

How you were created.

Kid: "I just walked in on my parents having sex!"

by CartmanIsPokerface December 31, 2011

sexful

So, you have a fetish for cats, eh?

"Here comes Evil Tim! Get the anal-lube quickly so he can purchase it fast and get the hell outta here before he rapes my cat!" - Chemist

by Republican Nazi April 17, 2006

sex

The sport of the gods.

Did you hear Zeus got laid last night? Aphrodite is a tiger in bed...a really sex god.

by shilohh December 18, 2009

sex

errotic pleasure between
1. a woman and a man, involving vagina and dick,
2. a woman and a woman, involving a vagina and anything they want to put in it, or
3. a man and a man, involving a dick and an asshole.

1. Girl: "I'd take you in my bed, then we would start kissing and our bodies would become closer to each other and I would begin to kiss your neck, then id take off your shirt, and id feel your torso and make sure you really were ripped. Then you would take off my shirt, and id help you with the bra, and youd caress my boobs as I pulled off your pants so that I was on top with you in your boxers. Then I would strip down and be totally nude and shaved, and I would slowly put my hand down your boxers, stimulate your dick, then take off your boxers. Holding your dick you would insert into my vagina, making sure to lightly graze my clit, and you would slowly but surely ease it in. I would hold my breath as you caressed my hips as I came down on you, and you pulled me closer so that we were very tight together, me lying on top of you. I would hold your shoulders for support and thrust my hips forward, being sure to help your dick hit my front wall so that I’m breathing heavily in excitement. We go faster and harder, in and out and your adrenaline is pulsing as we heave. The climax rises for both of us and we both feel the orgasm coming, but we don’t want it to end, so we slow down, breathing hard and catching our breath. then we re-arrange and im half-kneeling and your getting it in doggy-style and this new position hits you and me both in a new way and we bask in the pleasure that rises as you put it in. and out and in and faster and faster until we can't take it any longer and i fucking scream as you cum. we collapse together and hold on tight as we replay the passion and slow our breathing. ya... then we'd be done."
Guy: "thats hott sex"
2. Carrie had sex with Lindsay last night to turn on Joe and Bryan, isnt that retarded?
3. Phil had sex with Paul because they were life partners and loved each other.

by Emma_aint_high January 7, 2009

sex

Something I learned about in Catholic Schooling.

Priets like to have sex with little boys. I like to have sex with big boys. Guess, I am not a good Catholic anymore.

by katymylady May 17, 2006

sex

Its kinda like fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top.

He had sex and went back to work, unable to sleep knowing all the issues he couldn't fix.

by Grizzy McNiggz November 23, 2015

SEX

Jake came home after a long day if work wanting nothing mire than to relax. Thats when he found a surprise laying on his bed. His girlfriend Kate was wearing nothing but a candy thong. Jake knew exactly what she wanted. He started to eat the candy of her thong and then snapped the string. Then They got into 69 position. She sucked his dick amazingly. It was the best blowjob he ever had. When he started eating her out she made the most amazing sounds Jake had ever heard. When Jake came into her mouth she stoped sucking knowing she would want more of his sweet tasty orgasm later. But to keep him hard she kept the cock in his mouth while Jake continued to eat her out. When she orgasmed a minute later they both knew Jake was replenished. He now was on-top of her. At full speed and amazing strength he rammed all 10 inches of his cock into her wet tight pussy. She couldn't even scream it felt so good. He did it a second time and she came again. The wet feel of her orgasm and the tight pussy combined felt amazing on Jakes cock. He did that a few more times making her orgasm each time. When he worked up a sweat she got on top. Her pussy covered every bit of his penis. He came within a few strokes. They did this in a pattern over and over again till they got tired. They got into the shower to give Jake one last sucking and to clean off. When they got back Jake rammed Kate in the butt a few times and finally fell asleep sucking her tits.

Kate and Jake had some serious sex last night.

by Anthemgood June 30, 2019