Russian Pipeline

When a male or female takes an unusally large dump which looks like a sub-marine, then freezing it, and later using it as a dildo on their partner, to let it melt slowly inside of them :(

Well my sick ass friend told me that he was going to use the Russian Pipeline one day, then cracked up laughing because it was the sickest thing ever!

by Uwanablikeme May 24, 2006

Russian Unicorn

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet

did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS

by jkrock569 August 25, 2011

russian syrup

When you have sexual intercorse and you pull the d*** out and it has her period blood and your semen and it's sticky af

U gave me a Russian syrup

by Original syrup man December 10, 2016

Bloody Russian

A mixture of Coke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.

Jim sat down at the bar and ordered a Bloody Russian.

by holidayhawk May 14, 2011

russian three

2 women 1 man gruop sex

Russian three is always better than the swedish three.

by ZZLT January 5, 2011

russian candlestick

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.

Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?

by keyster king November 20, 2015

Russian Roomba

A Russian who walks around looking down at their phone nearly missing walls and other objects like a Roomba

John is a Russian Roomba

by Urban Chongie August 20, 2022