Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.

A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch

by I_like_wet_bread July 16, 2022

happy meal hoe

A girl that gets cheap niggas by buying them cheap meals. like mickey d's happy meal.

That skank nigga hanging with a happy meal hoe.

by daisysprincezz March 31, 2018

after every meal

a phrase used to describe something that is done very often, modeled after "Floss your teeth after every meal."

Tod's mom hates having hair on her legs so she shaves after every meal.

That girl is the school slut, she has sex after every meal.

by Dashaun94 March 20, 2012

meal deal syndrome

A syndrome in which someone can see through walls and look at nearby meal deals.

Ben: Where do you reckon' we eat tonight?
Jemma: Subway have got a deal on for a footlong
Ben:How'd you know that?
Jemma:I've got meal deal syndrome

by Seanomania August 29, 2016

Nicaraguan Happy Meal

A bunch of bananas containing a very large and very angry spider.

Pedro just opened up a Nicaraguan happy meal and got his finger taken off by the toy surprise!

by Hydra Shaftoe February 26, 2010

shit your meal

verb; 1. to relieve one's meal through excretory means.
2. to be so afraid one shits themself.
3. a common phrase used in 90's rap describing the action of beating the 'meal' out of someone.

1. "Oh my god, Marie, you scared me so badly I shit my meal!"
2. While watching Saw V, Lauren became so frightened she unwillingly shit her meal.
3. After being mercilessly beaten by Maggie, you shit your meal.

by mejinkel January 19, 2009

Whole Daddy Meal

An middle aged man that is very attractive.

Our science teacher, Mr Tully is so fine! He’s a whole daddy meal!

by A PocketPooner May 21, 2019