Thanos

A purple rasin nigga who can't thiink of anything better to do exept throw his fucking daughter off a cliff to add to his gay little rock collection

Eli: Hey wheres Thanos
Me:Adding to his fucking rock collection

by YeetMaster696969696969 September 18, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a Very Muscular, peaceful titan. He wants nothing but peace, and is full of grace and empathy. He Sits on top of his marvelous throne with his majestic purple skin shining and his All powerful gauntlet Glimmering. He is not capable of being defeated. Thanos created our universe, and can end it in a snap. We should all appreciate his works.

"So Thanos, Just how strong are you?"

"Remember Iron Man"

"Sure Do"

"Is he still here?"

"No..."

"There you have it".

by DonutEagle September 26, 2019

Thanos

The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.

Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"

by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019

Thanos

Son of a bitch

Thanos: Thor, son if Odin

Thor: Thanos, son of a bitch.

by Spider-Manisback! September 28, 2019

Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

by nolandc October 4, 2019

Thanos

The god like Titan who brings Peace to our world with a snap of his finger. He blesses us with chances to live .Even if lost one's were killed it was for the better. Thanos is a God and if you use his name he will snap again and end your life

"We are children of Thanos"

by QWERTYUIOPLLLKJHGFDDXC XBNHGFV October 7, 2019

thanos

thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.

thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020