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touchtone terrorist

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.
Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.
by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022
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Clit terrorist

A man who is so bad at eating a bitch out that he bites the clitorious without knowledge of doing so.
Male:*eating out*
Female:"Ow you fucking clit terrorists"
by Ava_boog November 5, 2021
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terrorist

Someone who goes by the name Suria Nijjer

Someone who is from a foreign country who insists on causing harm
Person 1: what do you call those things that drop bombs

Person 2: Suria Nijjer

Is being like Suria Nijjer a bad thing

yes since she’s from a foreign country and insists on causing harm like a terrorist
by lumfow January 29, 2022
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Terrorist

A person who resists tyranny by performing any act that displeases a tyrant. (Etymology: This political-power-grab tactic was popularized by George W Bush, who declare a state-of-emergency and purportedly launched an anthrax attack against Congress, forcing them to fast-track their passing of the constitution-and-freedom-cancelling Patriot Act without having time to read it. This definition is currently used exclusively by tyrants and their media lapdogs.)
Justin Trudeau (AKA Fidelito): "Truck-driving terrorists started complaining about losing their freedom, due to my two-year reign-of-terror; so, I sent my goons out to beat them up, arrest them, and seize their trucks and bank accounts."
by DMF1953 February 24, 2022
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we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".
Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
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Conspiracy Terrorist

n. someone who believes in conspiracy theories and commits terrorist events to the “threatening object of conspiracy”

this came to my mind while i was taking a bath.
Dude, the other day, a conspiracy terrorist attacked 5G tower with pistol.
by Nillus May 21, 2021
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Eyeball Terrorist

An artist that makes disgusting, lewd, and pedophillic content that hurts to look at. This term was invented by Sydney Watson.
"Sidenote, what creeps me out so much was having to look through so much of this bizarre content from this particular artist. or eyeball terrorist"---Sydney Watson
by Eushshtb June 5, 2021
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