Tech House

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 05, 2015
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Tech Taxidermy

Fake/demo electronics that are commonly found at displays for cell phones or music players at stores such as Wall-Mart, or anywhere where the customer base is believed to be stupid. Often made of cheaper plastic, with a little picture of what the real thing does stuck on to the screen.
"Joe was hellza excited when he saw they had a HTC Incredible outside the Verison store, but it turned out to be tech taxidermy."
by firstkipchak April 18, 2010
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Virginia Tech

A prestigious university in a college town full of bars providing nightlife. Not to mention the football team that draws Virginians from all over the state. Cavaliers seem to think that it is filled with people who couldn't get into UVA. However, the majority of Hokies never desired to go to UVA in the first place. And VT doesn't take just anybody. So those of you prospective students better make sure you got a good gpa or sat score because VT's public and your money doesn't matter to the admissions office. (unless your parents make a valuable donation of course) Just because you got into Bridgewater does not mean Tech will take you. Private schools take anybody these days. So if you want to be a future Hokie, you better get off your ass and study.
facebook group at UVA: "VA Tech is for people who couldn't get into UVA"
by Lauren Eliz May 31, 2005
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B-tech

B-tech is a british word meaning someone is trying to act/be like someone in a particular way
mum ?.... why is auntie ... dancing like a B-tech Lady Gaga ?
by Hope ( name) October 24, 2020
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georgia tech

Where the student body is too busy masturbating to World of Warcraft to use spell check. I need a shave.
by AlderMcDoublepost. February 15, 2005
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Virginia Tech

The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.
Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.
by Hexum March 01, 2005
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virginia tech

The site of the deadliest shooting spree in modern U.S. history. A social outcast named Cho Seung-Hui took 32 innocent lives on April 16th, 2006, before taking his own life. May all of the victims rest in peace, and may Cho Seung-Hui forever burn in Hell.
Virginia Tech is a college in Blacksburg VA.
by Mattch April 19, 2007
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