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Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.
After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.
by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011
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cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!
by beavis March 17, 2003
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Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
by Rydotra October 11, 2021
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Black Album Tease

A member of Weezer, usually Rivers, who entices you into thinking we are getting the Black Album. Almost always ends with us not getting the Black Album, and feelings of sorrow, resentment and bitterness.
@RiversCuomo Can’t wait for the Black Album!
Rivers, stop being such a Black Album Tease!
by LoveWeezer June 21, 2018
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quarter pounder with tease

When someone strokes another persons penis near the base and lower shaft with their hand while teasing the tip and upper shaft with their mouth.
I fell asleep early but woke up when she started giving me a quarter pounder with tease.
by nightmarefixer March 12, 2021
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tease the fat kid

To masteurbate.
Realizing that Doug was spending way too much time in the bathroom, Brad concluded that he must be teasing the fat kid.
by Sweet Sweetback July 13, 2003
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colorado cock tease

when you fuck a girl in the forest when its snowing then she takes your cock out and puts it in the snow till it gets limp than she puts it back in
I was out on the skiing range and i was trying to fuck some girl but she kept giving me a colorado cock tease
by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009
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