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taint monkey

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.
"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."
by heated October 15, 2006
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Taint Juice

The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.
Dude I rubbed taint juice all over luke's face last night.
by jizz55 May 13, 2008
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taint saint

Describes a person who is so kind, generous, and truly giving to your taint. A quick way for one to become a taint saint is for them to die for your, defending your, or spreading the good news of your taint to the heathens of the world.
After the recent scandals in the Catholic Church, the Vatican, in a desperate attempt to increase the churches popularity, announced a list of a dozen new taint saints.
by BitchBastard February 11, 2005
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taint liquor

Phrased coined in blooper real of Scary Movie 4. A beverage made of feces.
Who wants some taint liquor?
by Vernal August 27, 2006
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Taint Terrorist

Gay Man. A man who has butt sex with another man would be considered terrorizing their taint / taint region. Thus they are a Taint Terrorist
Did you see that guy with the My Little Pony T-shirt, he HAS to be a Taint Terrorist.
by Escote May 28, 2009
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taint stab

to take one's thumb and stab another player's taint while playing basketball if the other player tries to post up on you.
Hasheem Thabeet was trying to post up on me he other night, so i gave him a brutal taint stab to get him off me. He proceeded to scream in pain.
by Master Cornhole Blaster March 27, 2009
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taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.
The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!
by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021
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