Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.

"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".

by JDizzleFerrizle March 30, 2009

taint kiss

Someone who kisses the area between the ball sack and the anus

Hey can you taint kiss me

by Fernando Sanchez January 06, 2014

Taint curds

Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.

An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.

by Jd Mustain February 22, 2010

dick taint

Skin between the testicular sack and the shaft of the penis. This name is derived from the taint which is the skin between the ass and the testicular sack.

Its colder as balls, but not as cold as dick...its as cold as dick taint!

by whoisatlas November 26, 2010

Taint Tickler

The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.

Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.

by Moonstomper May 24, 2009

tainted twat

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.

Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.

by paydaddi November 25, 2004

taint block

When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.

Grant D. was spittin some mad game on JackE, but got taint blocked... it was bunk.

by Glenn Ladd May 24, 2005