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The Day of Ass-Slapping

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.
Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."
by Dr_Machintosh November 5, 2020
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Swapping

Swapping has become common place on various internet forum boards like makeupalley, where women will swap e-coli infested lipsticks and perfume that is watered down with urine. It's a dicey thing to do because you never know if the mascare you swapped for was swabbed with feces.
Dude I was swapping with indig0daisy and she sent me a decant of Giorgio filtered with dog urine and a hair in it.

Beware of swapping with bellydancer she sent me a lipstick covered with bukake.
by Sillage August 2, 2006
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strapping

To wear a strap on dildo under your street clothes.
The bulge in her pants advertsed to all that the sexy bold dyke was strapping and ready for action.
by gaycowgrrl June 6, 2014
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Slapping the skinhead

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."
by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007
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Swapping Jays

A homoerotic scat act, whereby two men run a plastic tubing or hose between their rectums. The first guy then shits into the tube and passes it to the other guy. They then "swap the jay" back and forth between each other.
Yesterday, I walked in on my flatmate and his partner swapping jays with my beer bong.
by Mr Rekshun September 3, 2010
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snapping a coil

laying a big dump, like a big giant dog turd that coils up.
Where's Joe? He's in the bathroom snapping a coil.
by squirto123 October 30, 2011
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slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.
Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.
by Localbuzz December 26, 2014
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