Stump hound

A stump hound is a dog which you adopt and has at least one leg missing.
Austin found in either elderly peoples homes or youth clubs these dogs are a pinnacle of society and should be treated like the gods the are.
They often bear the name stumpy, Klyde or Charlie

After going to the adoption center, bob decided to get a stump hound, as he loved it's personality.

by Dr. Grape August 5, 2025

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stump grinding

sex with someone who has a small penis, or a chode.

“He was such a good kisser, but when we got back to his house… I was stump grinding all night”

by player_aler August 9, 2025

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Stumps Gimpmore

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.

Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.

by Eclass September 15, 2025

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Stump Muncher

Someone who likes to suck dick and does it often.

Damn bitch you becomin’ a damn stump muncher the way you be runnin’ to lick his lollipop.

by RiRi the Roach September 24, 2025

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Yugoslavian Stumping

Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.

Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?

by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025

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