Strumps

Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.

Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.

by Squeakysunflower 25 December 31, 2024

Street Strumpet

Street strumpet is another word for whore, hooker, slut, etc

"Oh my god. Did you hear? Courtney slept with Marina's boyfriend. What a street strumpet."

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

Street Strumpet

Another word for whore, hooker, slut, trollop, jesabelle,etc .

"Did you hear? She slept with that girls' boyfriend. What a street strumpet."

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023

Icing Sugar & Strumpets

The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.

Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.

Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.

“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.

by Petunia225 July 21, 2020

scrump

"Scared to Bump" - meaning he one doesnt like sexual intercourse

im so scrumped that even when she took off her clothes i did nothing.

by Spencer Searcy June 2, 2003

Scrump

To bang, or rub up against.

OW! I scrumped my knee on the wall.

by Scott January 1, 2005