a female who is, as the french might say "Extremely Unattractive", except in a french accent. This female also has the personality of a public toliet.
dean - "hey man, ur girlfriend is an absolute stang!"
zach - "thats a horrible thing to say about ur mother, dean."
zach - "thats a horrible thing to say about ur mother, dean."
by camdaddy November 16, 2004
Get the stang mug.The painfull head ache you get in the morning after a night consuming far too many pints of Stella Artois
You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
by chiken-lover December 10, 2011
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1. Adjective A leg with a discreet smell but a flamboyant and devious motion. Most commonly seen on a Sunday night, during the first night of freshers week in the city of Chester.
by Donald Rump November 10, 2015
Get the Stanky leg mug.The term D-Stang is a double entendre for douche bags and the vehicle they use to portray thier vulgar means of transportation, the Mustang, or any style of V-8 vehicle. It can refer to either the douche bag itself or the attention getting V-8 sports vehicle, or used as the combination of the two.
1. Frankie looked like a d-stang with his pink popped collar polo shirt rev-ving his V-8 engine in the Abercrombie parking lot.
2. Frankie pretended that his d-stang was the product of his own hard work, when if fact it was his relentless crying that persuaded his parents to buy it for him.
2. Frankie pretended that his d-stang was the product of his own hard work, when if fact it was his relentless crying that persuaded his parents to buy it for him.
by C-rav June 21, 2009
Get the D-Stang mug.You smell that? Either that guy has been working barefoot in the fields all day or he's got a stanky leg.
by das64 September 5, 2009
Get the stanky leg mug.A poorly-enunciated varient of the word "Stinky." Most often used by those with poor grammatical skills or by the wangsters. Avoid those people at all costs!
Noob1: "Damn. Yah momma's so stanky, da gawbage man-"
EducatedMan/Woman: "Shut the fuck up, retard! "Stanky" is not a word, nooblet!"
Noob1: :( -Cries in the corner-
EducatedMan/Woman: "Shut the fuck up, retard! "Stanky" is not a word, nooblet!"
Noob1: :( -Cries in the corner-
by BeerChuggin'German April 19, 2010
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