Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Gimpington port stanely

Much like a gimpington but more of a cunt

Your a right gimpington port stanely!

by Richingtpnajp June 11, 2009

Stanley

Stanley is the stupedist fucking retard you will ever meet. He has the tension spans of a two year old. Can only hold very few memories such as eating, breathing, sleeping, and being an complete idiot!

What a fucking retard that must be stanley

by Mik3st3r May 14, 2019

Stanley

A fat man who enjoys taking children into his basement and doing questionable things to them.

Tom: Hey have you seen my son?
Doug: No, Stanley must have taken him.

by Stanley_Dw_This_Isnt_Rob October 15, 2019

Stanky puddin'

Malodorous feminine genitalia.

I sent a scout down (i. e. used a finger) to see if she truly had stanky puddin' or not.

by CT Yanker December 4, 2010

stankyterroniggers

A term used to define an arab person who is stanky, is a terroist and is of course a nigger. Lives in a hut made out of sand. He drives a camel instead of a car and he enjoys having sex slaves.

Me: Who are the new neighbors?
Jim: Just some stankyterroniggers
Me: Oh fuck! their gonna bomb my store! who let them in this neiborhood?
Jim: No one knows!

by Azz69 June 14, 2011

stanky car

A method of suicide involving carbon monoxide poisoning

Dude I’m done I’m gonna commit stanky car

by Grab my pp nooba July 31, 2018