Being a very revolutionary concept,
Poo Stalling is when one holds in their
poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the
poo-carrier would rather not attend.
Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to
poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one
Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.