Smurfin

Blue balls.

dude i was with my girl last night. nothing happened so i was "Smurfin" as a mofo.

by ge_knee_us February 5, 2010

smurf

another word for "cocaine". more of an underground word; commonly used so that others are not sure of the topic of conversation.

Hank: "Where's the little miss cokey smurf?"
Runkle: "Blowing away the rest of my money."

by BelleAuBoisDormant March 31, 2011

smurfin

whilst cought in the act of bein faloniess becouse you've been puffin on the pookie pipe to long, your officially Smurfin!

Mom: hey johnny did you remember to... HAH what are you doing?
Johnny: shit mom i told you never to walk in my room without knockin!!
Mom: what the hell are you smoking?
...oh my god johnny are you Smurfin?

by sam boW August 25, 2006

Smurfed Out

Tripping on acid, or in other words feeling any sensation of extreme euphoria.

Yo dude, he's so smurfed out on that weed.

by Justin February 20, 2004

papa smurf

An Alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 Blue Jolt, 1/2 Kool-Aid, and what ever alcohol you prefer, works best with vodka.

"I can't remember anything from last night, I was drinking papa smurfs all night."

by Scoops! January 21, 2010

Smurfy

Usually short, cute and sexy as fuck.

Not necessarily blue, though can increase sex appeal if so.

Someone who is a visual sensation and 89% of the time, under or around 5ft6.

Examples: She is well smurfy, omg she's smurftastic, let's go smurf hunting, I am the smurf hunter, where there's a smurf there's a way, no smurfs = no party.

1. *friday night, 8 pints down in the local*

"Come on lads, get the nets ready, we're going smurf hunting"

2. As a female walks buy, your walking companion will make a "mmm sound", to confirm their accuracy, "smurfy"

by Turnero October 30, 2014

Papa Smurfed

Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.

"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"

by Justin Brighton October 6, 2007