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Spudism

A potato based proto-religion phonetically based upon Buddhism but not requiring that its followers (spudists) attain a high level of spiritual enlightenment.

Followers are frequently one of the following:

1. They are very fond of potatoes
2. They are undergoing a potato only diet.
3. They wish to express their dislike of religion by affirming their allegiance a goofy sounding faith. Such a stance is reinforced by attitudes of christian religious leaders who had, in past centuries, denounced the potato because it wasn't mentioned in their holy books.

A Spudist is also a derogatory term for religious Irish people.

A Spudist may also refer to someone that eats too many chips/fries/crisps
Spudism teaches us that the eating of fries is the true path to happiness.
by MrPorter February 28, 2013
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spudato

1) Spudato is a word used to refer to an awesome person.
2) Spudato is a verb that describes someone being badass and awesome at the same time.
3) Can be used to describe an elite awesomeness and sense of fabulousness
Matthew Slater is such a spudato! He is spudatoing it out
by Bobalura Spinach July 1, 2015
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Spucci

When it's the spooky season and all is well
It's all spucci fam
by thesadnugget October 1, 2018
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Spurmptekker

1. Noun, a streamer who is making you question your spurmp
Guy: I think Danny is my spurmptekker.
Guy 2: You gotta fight it man.
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spunk bucket

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003
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spunky sandman

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.
I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!
by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008
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Spunk Goblin

Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
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