Shooting Range

an institution for educating children.

"Bye mom I gotta leave to the shooting range"

by I assult children March 12, 2020

Snake Spotting

In a men's restroom - when one casually glances at another's penis while standing at a urinal.

Dude, don't go in that bathroom. This guy was snake spotting my love length in there...

by Hugh G Mungous July 25, 2007

Spooning

The act of taking a spoon and smacking a person you'd prefer not be in acquaintances with.

Lynn: Hey Stupid Nobody
Me: Ew I don't like you *begins spooning Lynn*

by ocb2000 December 13, 2014

wooden spooning

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.

Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.

by Dusty Spangler December 1, 2006

shooting star

When someone is done smoking a cigarette, they toss the still lit butt at you, thus the "shooting star" effect. The usual aim for this is to either burn a hole in your clothes or have it go down your shirt without you noticing. Usually, unless they're real bastards, they will shout "shooting star" to give you a warning about what they're about to do.

Johnathan gave me a shooting star yesterday, effectively burning a hole in my new trench coat. He's fucking going down.

by Janis March 27, 2005

spooning

the acr of an individual stabbing another with a spoon.

he kept spooning me in the chest.

by anonimouze May 17, 2009

trouble shooting

A window that pops up whenever there's a problem with your Windows, and never actually suggests a solution that helps fixing it.

The reason your CD-ROM doesn't work is because of blah blah.....

Did that solve the problem?
-Yes after I did that the CD-ROM works now
-No that didn't help me


Select No and the next page says:

We couldn't solve your problem with this trouble shooting session.

by Tosh November 2, 2003