spooin

spewing and pooing at the same time

hung over as fuck and needing to spew and take a bog at the same time = spooin

by cabb1 May 6, 2011

Scoopies

A unit of measurement for ice cream that can be said in place of a scoop.

Boy: How many scoopies are you getting?
Girl: I'm getting theee scoopies

by Scoopie helper June 18, 2018

spoocicle

Male ejaculate coagulated in the navel. Served on a toothpick.

Went to sex club where the entertainment ate spoocicles to the delight of my fellow perverts.

by Uncle Pervy69 July 11, 2017

Sloopin

The act of resting(until unconscious) whilst also sitting on a toilet defecating. This is only recommend to be done in one's own home because the risk of sliding off and shitting on the floor for 15 minutes while asleep doesn't butter anyone's cresuant.

Yo fam, have you tried sloopin? I totally did it before you got here, I feel great!

by Youknowwhattheysaytho October 24, 2018

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Poopin Snoopin

The act of viewing someones Poop via Picture mail message,

Vinnie:Wow dude check out Reids poop picture he sent me.

Jen:Ewww Thats gross!!!!!

Reid:Yo Vinnie why was Jen poopin snoopin!!!???????

by coltfan1970 May 16, 2011

Elevator Spooning

When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.

Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.

by Kbrock723 March 4, 2013