spoon.digger 

possible the best tiktoker in the world, with his amazing, flawless minecraft transitions.

i aspire to be like spoon.digger

spoon.digger by asansooasda November 30, 2020

spoon licker

1. A homosexual man, that sucks cock in bathroom stalls for heroin. 2. A skeezo or whore, that sucks cock for crack

1. "Yo man, don't go to pickle park because that's where all the spoon lickers are."
2. "You can sell all of those rocks to that spoon licker over there.

spoon licker by champloo007 October 19, 2007

spoon dexter 

A person who has done something stupid and needs mocking

'Ha Derek got hit by a train, what a spoon dexter'

spoon dexter by Joe July 2, 2004

Spoon Dirty 

Gettin' a little "frisky" while spoon'n your girl when she's on her period

Mary and I were spoon'n last night cause she was like on her period, and I decided to "Spoon Dirty". Man, it looked like somebody skinned a dear in our bed!

Spoon Dirty by Julios August 30, 2007

Spoon in the pot

In sexuality, the act of penetration. The spoon stands for the male member, the pot represents female reproductive organ.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date with that bitch? Did you put the spoon in the pot?
Mattia: No, you know, I'm a wanker!

Spoon in the pot by bARMAn78 September 25, 2008

spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

spoon child by steve September 18, 2007

spoon straw 

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!

Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!

spoon straw by loky-lok February 8, 2008