Spleendick

What happens when you see a former pretty girl who is no longer attractive due to poor choices and your dick curls up inside you behind your spleen

You see April lately? That girl used to gorgeous but I just saw her and she gave me spleendick

by Albert Adams June 25, 2025

Spleeling

The act of spelling so poorly that autocorrect cannot fix it.

I am often spleeling words wrong when texting my friends.

by Glorifunk August 7, 2025

Spleensigma autism

when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)

person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo

by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025

spleef

I invented this term somewhere around 1983. My buddy almost always had weed and his mother was always suspicious, so she's listen to his phone calls. If I asked him if he had any weed or joints his mother would get pissed at the both of us. So I invented the word spleef so that I could inquire without tipping mom off. I'd call and ask "Have you seen any spleefs today?" She probably cought on eventually but it worked all that summer.

His spleef rolling resembled a pregnant watumba.

by FatdogTavern November 28, 2025

Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

cyber spleef

Hitting both a Juul and a Pax Era at the same time. Also known as a E-Moke

Kevin: "Let me hit a cyber spleef so I can sleep"
Thomas: "That's whats up"

by Aster Cornwallace February 13, 2018

green spleen

when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest

hey man i gave joe the green spleen

by old nebronian May 24, 2018