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spare tire

the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires
Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
by OPPuknoMe May 16, 2007
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Spare Rib Ticklers

A Lezzer, prepherably a pair, of lezzers are often refered to as "Spare Rib Ticklers", Wich originated from women who have there spare ribs are able to 'kiss (& more)' "themselves"
What are you two spare rib ticklers up to now?
by Teenster July 15, 2007
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seire

Revolutionary international non-profit art group. Members numbering above 80 globally. Inception in November of 1999 through May of 2001 when the group merged with long time group Insane Creators Enterprise (iCE).
by God March 10, 2003
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shire

area in sydney where all of the white trash live. Famous for rioting, bigotted attitudes and racism. Most of the population have southern cross tattoos and/or stickers on their cars with slogans such as "australia - love it or leave it".

Common sayings include "we grew here, you flew here" - the idiots obviously don't realise that with the exception of aboriginal people, we all flew or sailed here in the last few hundred years. Laughing stock of sydney. If i was from there, i would lie about it.
Sutho idiot 1 "hey do you wanna go riot on the beach?"

Sutho idiot 2 "yeah, i heard there was some kids who weren't white, lets go bash em"

Sutho idiot 1 "yeah, lets go. Oh, if only hitler were still alive to see this"

Sutho idiot 2 "If Hitler was still alive he would totally live in the shire"
by hatingontheshire May 21, 2009
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spare

used by netphorians

"to be lame"
"Volunteering at the zoo sounds pretty spare to me."
by toby June 17, 2004
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sirens and serenades

The worst band in the world.

1.to make ears bleed.

2. to cause random and projectile vomiting.

3. to cause a room full of metal heads to flee a building in 10 seconds flat.
person 1: hey man there's a show tonight.

person 2: when does it end?

person 1: 12:00, but sirens and serenades are playing last.

person 2: start a fight at 10:30 to get kicked out?

person 1: you read my mind.
by fox48 August 3, 2009
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stoner spare

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants
"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"
by Gogarty May 6, 2006
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