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social curmudgeon 

A person, usually of an older generation, who complains on Facebook and through comments on blogs, about the youth of today being lazy and reliant on technology. This person may also make comments about past difficulties and how "easy" younger people have it.

In other words, someone who complains about youth and technology while using the same technology to beleaguer their intended target.
"My boss routinely acts as a social curmudgeon on blogs and Facebook, by posting comments about how lazy my generation is and how we 'probably don't even know how to use a pen'"
social curmudgeon by Taitter June 22, 2012

Social PPE 

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)for those suffering from Haphophobia (the fear of touching).
Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"

Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."
Social PPE by Esncoosne January 16, 2013

Social Fart 

A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."

Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
Social Fart by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013

Social Fuckwitery 

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
Social Fuckwitery by Jasmay November 25, 2013

social basket 

An introverted person that has no interest in proper relationships with their peers and ends up being isolated for it. This lack of contact can come from emotional, mental or health problems, and often affects an individual's life according to the level of intensity of the disease.
"Social basket cases like you should get along just fine". L.A. Noire
social basket by Norton15890 May 15, 2016

Social box 

A woman who is promiscuous and indiscriminate.

From social, for active with different people
From box, for the slang term for a woman's vagina
Also, social boxed, social boxing
the redhead social boxed her way through the entire football team.

Everyone knew who the red headed social box was, if not from first hand experience, than by reputation.
Social box by EnglishE September 30, 2016