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sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.
I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009
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sloppy floppers

Larger breasts that have lost almost all perkiness.
Did you see that chick? Her sloppy floppers were almost coming out the bottom of her shirt!
by OhMyGlob March 27, 2017
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Sloppy tootsie thumb plugger

A massage technique where the masseuse simultaneously sucks on the client’s big toe and inserts a thumb into their anus.
When you go to Massage Envy, don’t forget to ask for the Sloppy Tootsie Thumb Plugger from the secret menu.
by ellllllllllle December 21, 2019
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Opp shopping

A term used in the south side of Chicago to refer too loading up the Glock with a extendo and hollow tips. And slide on the opostions block looking for opps to kill or IE opp shopping
Aye folk load the 30s we opp shopping tonight.
by Kenneth Hughes March 27, 2020
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plop a sloppy

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus
"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta plop a sloppy."
by Adam Mathew Martillo March 7, 2007
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Sloppy Top Gun

A sex move where the man lays on his back and holds the woman up with his shins and holds her arms out like an F-14 Tomcat while she gives him a blowjob
Goose: “You hooked up with the flight instructor?”
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*
by GuyNiorPrivateEye September 1, 2022
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home shopping network

Peg Bundy's favorite place to shop.
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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